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STEVE, YOUR TAXI IS HERE.

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STEVE IS REALLY GOING TO RUSSIA FOR A WHOLE WEEK!

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Pinch me, LAURA. THIS MUST BE A DREAM.

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THE VEDANYA, WINSLOWSKIS.

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I'm totally ready to go skiing.

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HEY HEE HEE!

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STEVE, ARE WE GOING?

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MISSING THAT LAUGHTER, OR WHAT?

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BETTER GO, STEVE.

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WOULD NOT WANT YOU TO COME LATE.

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OH! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!

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DO I FEEL A GROUP SHUG COMING?

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NOT REALLY. UH NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

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GOODBYE, WINSLOWS.

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AND REMEMBER, EVEN HOW WE WILL BE SEPARATED

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BY...

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A-HA! HELLO!

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A-HA! HELLO!

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A-HA! HELLO!

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A-HA! HELLO!

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A-HA! HELLO!

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AH... Hey!

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HELLO, EVERYONE.

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MYRTLE?

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MYRTLE URKEL?

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IN THE FLESH, BIG DADDY.

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OH, WHY, THANK YOU FOR THE PARTY.

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BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS COMING?

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HO HO HO HO HO!

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MYRTLE, YOU JUST MISSED YOUR COUSIN STEVE.

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HE WENT TO RUSSIA TO VISIT HIS PARENTS.

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IF YOU PICK UP, YOU CAN PICK IT UP.

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BETTER, YOU CAN GO TO RUSSIA WITH HIM.

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DO NOT BE Foolish, LOVERS.

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I AM NOT HERE TO VISIT STEVE.

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NOT YOU?

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OH, HEAVEN IS NO.

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WHY, I'M IN THIS FINE YANKEE TOWN

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READING A HIGHER INSTITUTION OF LEARNING.

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I WANT TO MAKE SURE MY MIND IS DEVELOPED AS WELL

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LIKE MY BODY.

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MYRTLE, WHICH COLLEGE CAN YOU SEE?

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ILLINOIS OCCIDENTAL UNIVERSITY.

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I.O.U.?

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HEY, THAT'S EDDIE'S COLLEGE.

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BINGO.

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WHAT A WONDERFUL DELICIOUS COINKY DINK.

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hmm. I wonder, DO THEY ALLOW MARRIED COUPLES?

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POSITIVE TOGETHER IN THE YEARBOOK?

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MYRTLE, WHERE ARE YOU IN IT?

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YOUR SON.

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OOOH HOO HOO HOO HOO!

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AND SPEAKING OF DELICIOUS,

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WHERE IS THAT BIG BUCKET OF BODY BEEF?

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OH, EDWARD, DUMPLING! EDWARD!

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UH... UH... UH, MYRTLE, MYRTLE,

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MYRTLE, MYRTLE,

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EDWARD IS OUT NOW,

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THAT GIVES YOU A LOT OF TIME

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TO FIND YOURSELF A NICE HOTEL.

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THERE IS A REAL BEAUTIFUL...

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IN ST. LOUIS.

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WE ASK YOU TO STAY WITH US,

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BUT YOU WOULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE.

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OH, WELL, THANKS FOR ASKING, HARRIETTE!

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OH, I JUST WANT TO STAY WITH YOU!

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MAN! I JUST PLAYED ONE OF THE BEST GAMES

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OF MY ENTIRE...

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OH NO.

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HELLO THERE.

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M-MYRTLE?

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mmm!

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Yum!

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HOW IS MY HANDSOME HUNK FROM HOMINY?

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OH...I HAVE BEEN BETTER.

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HOOO! JUST HEAR YOUR VOICE

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BURN THE BRICKETS OF MY LOVE BARBECUE.

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I'M SURE EDDIE FEELS THE SAME WAY, MYRTLE.

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Well, EDWARD,

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AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE,

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I AM NOT A SCHOOLGIRL WITH FRECKLES ANYMORE.

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I have grown into a...

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WOMAN.

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OH, I'M WEARING LINGERIE NOW.

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I speak RED.

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I PRACTICE IT.

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I'M TALKING...

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Um, come on, MYRTLE.

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I WANT YOU TO STAY IN MY ROOM.

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OH, EDWARD, MY LITTLE HUSHPUPPY,

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OUR LONG SEPARATION HAS ONLY FIGHTED THE FLAMES

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OF MY DESIRE FOR YOU.

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I'm sorry, but I just don't feel the same way.

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Oh, don't worry.

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WHY, I'M PULLING OUT EVERYTHING, BABY.

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AND DO YOU BELIEVE ME,

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THE GRITS ARE GOING TO HIT THE FAN.

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THESE WILL GO WELL IN MY ROOM.

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HARRIETTE, I AM CURSED by URKELS.

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STEVE'S NOT GOING SOON, THEN MYRTLE COMES ON!

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YES. IT'S LIKE LOSING A HANGNAIL

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AND OBTAINING A BOIL.

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DAMN IT!

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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WASTE DISPOSAL HAS BEEN BLOWN UP!

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MOVE FOR A MINUTE. WAIT A SECOND.

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YES. IT HAPPENED, OKAY.

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HARRIETTE, WOULD YOU CALL SOMEONE TO SET IT UP PLEASE?

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CARL, WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY JOB TO DO THIS?

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BECAUSE, LOVE, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO.

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AND YOU'RE DOING SO WELL.

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I TRUST YOU COMPLETELY.

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I AM A NICE GUY OF NINETEEN.

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UNFORTUNATELY, IT IS THE 1890S.

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1, 1-2.

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BOOM BOOM. HI HI HI.

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WE ARE NUMBER ONE, AND WE KNOW IT.

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HI HI.

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HEY, YOU'RE NUMBER TWO AND YOU'RE SHOWING IT.

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- HELLO. - AND SHOW IT.

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- AND SHOW IT. - HELLO.

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VANDERBILT IS INSANE.

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COUGARS CANNOT HANG.

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IF YOU DON'T LOVE US YOU WILL LOSE THIS GAME.

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BOOM, BOOM.

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CAN I SHAKE MY BOAT WITH YOU GALS?

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NOW, uh... NOW, uh...

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SURE!

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PEP SQUADS FROM ALL CORNERS OF OUR GREAT NATION

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MUST SHARE THEIR CHEERLEAD SKILLS.

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Well, put your perky gear in park, sister.

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NOW STEP SIDE AND WATCH A REAL WOMAN SHAKE HER POMPOMS.

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HUSHPUPPIES, GRITS, SWEET POTATO PIE.

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WE'RE GOING TO WIN, OR WE'RE GOING TO DIE.

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HUBBA-HUBBA, LOOK AT IT, BUBBA.

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TIME TO GO BACK.

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CENTRAL BOLL WEEVIL CANNOT BE PASSED!

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OH! THAT WAS AMAZING!

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THAT WAS...

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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HELLO GIRLS.

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HELLO EVERYONE.

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WHO IS THIS?

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MYRTLE, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND.

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GRETA.

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GIRLFRIEND?

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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

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NOTHING. I was just wondering what EDDIE sees in you.

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And I wondered WHY YOU WEREN'T AT HOME WATCHING HEE HAW.

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I'll take it, tramp.

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WHO are you calling a bum, ELLY MAY?

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YOU, YOU CERTIFIED, CITIFIED FLOOZY.

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OH!

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PUT ME DOWN!

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I'M GOING TO PUT THIS WOMAN IN HER PLACE!

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MY PLACE IS WITH EDDIE.

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YOURS IS NEXT TO A TRUCK.

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KEEP GOING, GIRL!

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GREET! GREET! STOP THAT! STOP THAT!

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SLOW DOWN.

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OK, I'M CALM.

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WHAT IS THAT GIRL'S PROBLEM?

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Um... MYRTLE'S PSYCHO.

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NO, SHE'S WORSE THAN PSYCHO.

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SHE'S A BITCH!

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IF SHE PUT ANY MORE MOVES ON YOU,

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I'll knock the ugly one off her.

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THAT CAN TAKE A LOT OF BLOW.

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BESIDES YOU HAVE NOTHING TO CONCERN.

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I AM 100 PERCENT YOURS.

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YOU ARE BETTER.

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MAN.

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THIS IS SO IRONIC.

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WHAT IS?

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Well, WE COME HERE TO BE ALONE,

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BUT YOUR PLACE HAS MORE PEOPLE THAN MINE.

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I KNOW.

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WE NEVER COME ALONE.

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YES.

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WAIT A SECOND.

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WE HAVE A SUMMER HOUSE ON THE ISLAND OF DELMONICO.

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YOU DO?

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YES.

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AND THIS TIME OF YEAR THE ISLAND IS LEFT.

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OOH...

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MMM HMM HMM HMM.

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I THOUGHT...

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WOULD IT NOT BE NICE TO HAVE

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A ROMANTIC DINNER WITH CANDLE LIGHT

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DOWN AT THE END OF OUR DOCK?

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GO WITH IT, BABY.

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SO, WHAT IF THIS SATURDAY

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WILL YOU MEET ME THERE AT 7:00?

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I AM THERE. CAN I HAVE DESSERT?

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NO, BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO BE DESSERT.

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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OW!

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I KNEW IT WAS LOVE, BABY!

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HELLO, HONEY.

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HEY, LOVE.

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I HANG.

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WHAT ARE WE EATING?

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CHICKEN SURPRISE.

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Hey, WHAT'S THE SURPRISE?

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THE CHICKEN IS WAITING FOR US AT THE RESTAURANT.

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HELLO.

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WHAT IS THIS?

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THAT IS THE ESTIMATE TO RESTORE WASTE DISPOSAL.

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$200?

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YES. THE GUY SAID WE NEED A NEW ENGINE.

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BUT, HARRIETTE, $200?

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WHAT IS THE ENGINE MADE OF, GOLD?

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DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT $200 SOUNDS FAIR.

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NEARLY, IT SOUNDS FAIR

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TO SOMEONE WHO IS HOODWINKED.

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HARRIETTE, YOU'RE LETTING THIS GUY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

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You know, CARL, YOU ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF THAT.

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SO?

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SO I ROOTED THE GUY. THAT'S THE ESTIMATE HE GAVE ME.

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SO?

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SO NOW YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED,

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AND YOU SAID I GOT HOODWINKED.

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SO?

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SO YOU CAN NOW TAKE CARE OF IT YOURSELF.

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SO?

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So you're driving me crazy, CARL!

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SO?

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OH!

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ISN'T THIS FUN?

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A-TODAY, BABY.

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YOUR CAPTAIN OF LOVE IS HERE!

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AYE, AYE, CAP'N.

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ALL HANDS ON DECK.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHERE IS GRETA?

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OH, SHE'S NOT COMING TONIGHT.

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WELL WHY NOT?

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IT SEEMS SOMEONE HAS REPLACED HER SHAMPOO

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WITH HAIR DEPICTORS.

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SHE WON'T COME FOR MONTHS.

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LOOK, MYRTLE, YOU'RE OUT OF LINE HERE.

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I JUST LOVE WHEN YOU GET ANGRY.

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YOUR EYES FLICK LIKE FLIGHTS OF FIRE.

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MYRTLE, WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME?

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NOTHING CAN EVER HAPPEN BETWEEN US.

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I'M JUST NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU.

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MM-MM-MM.

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BEING WITH THAT GRETA GIRL CLEARLY FUCKED OUT YOUR SENTENCES.

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LET ME SHARPE THEM.

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THIS IS WHAT MEN IN PRISON DREAM ABOUT.

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HUH. ONLY THE LIVES.

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NOW I'M IN LOVE WITH GRETA.

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OH, FIDDLE-DEE-DEE.

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU NEVER BEEN

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WITH A MINT JULEP, SWEET-AS-A-TULIPS,

255
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SOUTHERN FRIED, NEVER TRIED POP BABY.

256
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YO, I'M OUT OF HERE.

257
00:14:17,444 --> 00:14:20,072
Well, if you're in such a hurry,

258
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TAKE THIS OUTBOARD WITH YOU.

259
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OOPS.

260
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I BROKE YOUR BOAT.

261
00:14:30,874 --> 00:14:31,917
ARE YOU CRAZY?

262
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THAT WAS A RENTAL!

263
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DINNER TIME.

264
00:14:37,923 --> 00:14:39,633
SHALL WE START WITH SUSHI?

265
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DEAR, I HAVE SOMETHING GOING

266
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TO MAKE A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.

267
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COME ON.

268
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TA-DA!

269
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WHAT IS THAT?

270
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THIS, MY DEAR,

271
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IS A HIGH-TECH, EXCEPTIONAL WASTE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM.

272
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THIS IS THE AMAZING NEW Sink Weasel.

273
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WASEL WASEL?

274
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THE ZINC WEASEL!

275
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THIS BABY NOT ONLY DECIMINATES YOUR WASTE,

276
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PURIFIES YOUR WATER AND REFRESH YOUR SOAP.

277
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IT ALSO GIVES YOU INSTANT HOT WATER!

278
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FOR YOUR TEA, YOUR COFFEE,

279
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AND YOUR VARIOUS SOUPY SUBSTANCES.

280
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EXACTLY HOW MUCH DID THIS GUEST WEZEL COST US?

281
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HEY H H H H H H!

282
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PENS A DAY, HARRIETTE.

283
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PENS PER DAY.

284
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HOW MANY POINTS, CARL?

285
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HEE H H H H H.

286
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$800 WORTH.

287
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BUT LOOK. IT HAS A FREE Sink Strainer.

288
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CARL!

289
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You got mad at me over a $200 motorcycle,

290
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AND THEN YOU GO RIGHT BEHIND MY BACK

291
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AND SPEND $800 FOR A WEASEL?

292
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BUT... BUT HONEY,

293
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THIS MAKES THE Sink Smelling Like Lemon.

294
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You know what else makes the sink smell like lemon, CARL?

295
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A LEMON, CARL!

296
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A LEMON!

297
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HARRIETTE, YOU SEEM OVERWHELMED.

298
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CARL, I'm upset.

299
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BUT MORE THAN DISTURBED, I AM BONDED.

300
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DO IT?

301
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,443
BUT...

302
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darling WHY?

303
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KARL...

304
00:16:26,073 --> 00:16:29,201
WHEN YOU SEEN MY ESTIMATE FOR THAT Garbage Disposal,

305
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YOU ARE DISCUSSING WITH ME.

306
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YOU MAKE ME FEEL SMALL.

307
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That hurts, CARL.

308
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I MUST BE YOUR PARTNER IN LIFE.

309
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YOUR FRIEND.

310
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I DON'T DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS.

311
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OH...

312
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Honey, THERE'S A REASON WHY I DID THAT.

313
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OH?

314
00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:49,179
WHAT IS IT?

315
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I AM AN IDIOT.

316
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HONEY...

317
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I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

318
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BABY YOU ARE MY PARTNER IN LIFE.

319
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

320
00:17:05,738 --> 00:17:09,616
YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND IN THIS WHOLE WORLD.

321
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,119
I LOVE YOU, MRS. WIN BATTLE.

322
00:17:12,202 --> 00:17:14,705
I LOVE YOU TOO, M. WINSLAG.

323
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COME HERE.

324
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mmm! mmm! mmm!

325
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DAMN IT, THIS IS GOOD.

326
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MMM-MM!

327
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BISCUIT?

328
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MM-HMM!

329
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LAND O' GOSHEN.

330
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I JUST LOOK AT A MAN

331
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SUCK HIS VITTLES DOWN.

332
00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:40,439
MYRTLE, YOU CERTAINLY CAN COOK.

333
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ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT?

334
00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:42,858
HELP YOURSELF,

335
00:17:42,941 --> 00:17:45,319
BUT MAKE SURE TO LEAVE PLENTY OF SPACE FOR THE DESSERT.

336
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WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?

337
00:17:48,572 --> 00:17:50,032
ME.

338
00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:54,286
Don't fight it, EDDIE.

339
00:17:54,369 --> 00:17:57,206
YOU HAVE “KISS ME” WRITTEN ON YOUR FACE.

340
00:17:57,289 --> 00:17:58,707
WHAT?

341
00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:01,335
THAT'S BARBECUE SAUCE!

342
00:18:01,418 --> 00:18:03,086
ENOUGH DILLY-DALLYING!

343
00:18:05,422 --> 00:18:08,842
EDWARD, A KISS FROM ME, AND YOU WILL BE MINE FOREVER.

344
00:18:08,926 --> 00:18:10,344
LOOK, MYRTLE, STOP THAT!

345
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GO AWAY!

346
00:18:11,094 --> 00:18:12,095
GET HERE NOW, BOY!

347
00:18:12,179 --> 00:18:14,681
I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU, MYRTLE.

348
00:18:14,765 --> 00:18:17,017
I'm not kidding you, MYRTLE.

349
00:18:17,101 --> 00:18:19,102
COME BACK! STAY AWAY FROM...

350
00:18:19,186 --> 00:18:20,437
LOOK...

351
00:18:20,521 --> 00:18:21,772
COME HERE!

352
00:18:29,112 --> 00:18:32,699
WOW!

353
00:18:32,783 --> 00:18:35,953
Oh, HELP! TO HELP! I CAN'T SWIMMING!

354
00:18:36,036 --> 00:18:38,121
OH MAN!

355
00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:43,335
TO HELP!

356
00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:45,921
HELP, EDDIE!

357
00:18:46,004 --> 00:18:47,089
EDDIE!

358
00:18:54,388 --> 00:18:56,139
EDDIE! EDDIE!

359
00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:57,933
OH!

360
00:19:02,229 --> 00:19:03,981
EDDIE! TO HELP!

361
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:11,321
SIT QUIET!

362
00:19:11,405 --> 00:19:13,240
SIT QUIET! NOT...

363
00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:15,075
EDDIE! EDDIE!

364
00:19:18,495 --> 00:19:20,163
-EDDIE! - COME HERE!

365
00:19:20,247 --> 00:19:21,331
HOLD ON!

366
00:19:21,415 --> 00:19:23,667
HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

367
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,960
Oh, EDDIE! EDDIE!

368
00:19:25,043 --> 00:19:26,253
MYRTLE!

369
00:19:31,258 --> 00:19:36,054
EDDIE! EDDIE!

370
00:19:36,138 --> 00:19:37,264
Oh, EDDIE!

371
00:19:37,347 --> 00:19:38,974
EDDIE, HELP! EDDIE!

372
00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:40,684
OH, EDDIE, HURRY!

373
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:43,270
THESE FISH ARE SEEKING MY RESEARCH.

374
00:19:45,772 --> 00:19:48,191
EDDIE! OH!

375
00:19:48,275 --> 00:19:54,489
EDDIE!

376
00:19:54,573 --> 00:19:56,283
OH! OH!

377
00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:57,242
OOH!

378
00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,745
HEAVEN TO BETSY!

379
00:19:59,828 --> 00:20:01,830
I ALMOST MET MY MAKER!

380
00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:03,999
YES. GLAD you are doing well.

381
00:20:04,082 --> 00:20:05,417
OH!

382
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:09,504
OH! OH! OH!

383
00:20:09,588 --> 00:20:13,634
EDDIE, YOU SAVED ME.

384
00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:17,262
WHY...YOU RISK YOUR LIFE TO SAVE MINE.

385
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:20,390
NO. IT JUST LOOKS LIKE THIS.

386
00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:22,601
NOW WHERE WERE WE?

387
00:20:22,684 --> 00:20:24,853
OH THAT'S RIGHT.

388
00:20:24,937 --> 00:20:26,730
You were about to kiss me.

389
00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:32,194
WHAT THE HELL? I CAN JUST AS WELL.

390
00:20:32,277 --> 00:20:33,236
KISS ME?

391
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,198
NO. SWIM HOUSE. IT'S ONLY 5 MILES.

392
00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,491
EDDIE!

393
00:20:42,496 --> 00:20:43,997
NICE BOY.

394
00:20:44,081 --> 00:20:47,709
HE REALLY THINKS I CAN'T SWIMMING.

395
00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:49,294
I'M COMING, EDDIE!

396
00:21:02,432 --> 00:21:06,186
NOW, REMEMBER, IF YOU EVER SASHAY TO BILOXI,

397
00:21:06,269 --> 00:21:08,480
BE SURE TO STOP AT URKEL OAK,

398
00:21:08,563 --> 00:21:13,318
BECAUSE WE KNOW HOW TO GET FUNKY.

399
00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:14,569
GOOD.

400
00:21:15,779 --> 00:21:16,613
DAY, MYRTLE.

401
00:21:16,697 --> 00:21:17,781
BYE.

402
00:21:17,864 --> 00:21:20,993
YES, MYRTLE, DAY. YES. SO LONG, MYRTLE

403
00:21:23,161 --> 00:21:24,913
AAAAHHH!

404
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,126
HELLO! A-HA!

405
00:21:29,209 --> 00:21:30,877
HELLO! A-HA!

406
00:21:30,961 --> 00:21:32,713
HELLO! A-HA!

407
00:21:32,796 --> 00:21:34,548
HELLO! A-HA!

408
00:21:34,631 --> 00:21:36,299
HELLO! A-HA!

409
00:21:36,383 --> 00:21:38,343
HELLO! A-HA!

410
00:21:38,427 --> 00:21:40,178
HELLO! A-HA!

411
00:21:40,262 --> 00:21:41,388
HELLO! A-HA!

412
00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:42,472
I'M BACK AGAIN!

413
00:21:42,556 --> 00:21:45,225
AH... Hey...

414
00:21:45,308 --> 00:21:46,977
OH! A PARTY FOR ME?

415
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,730
HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS COMING BACK EARLY?

416
00:21:49,813 --> 00:21:52,232
GOOD, LET'S GET DOWN!

417
00:21:52,315 --> 00:21:54,151
A-HA! HELLO!

418
00:21:54,234 --> 00:21:55,235
A-HA!

419
00:21:55,318 --> 00:21:57,863
HELLO! A-HA! A-HA... YES.